1.Compare other things？   Son: Mom, John has a pair of shoes with Gordon’s name signed. Mom: You just care about this? Haven’t you compared other things? Son: Yes, h...

  1.Make your fortune 'How did you make your fortune?' 'I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience.' 'How did that help?' 'Now he has the ex...

 How to Become Rich Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don‘t give me a nickel I‘ll tell my father. Sister‘s boyfriend: No, don‘t do that. Here‘s ...

1.Compliment 'Larry! Come here!' said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, ' I’ve just had a call from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school ...

1.Half or Five Tenths? Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I‘d much rather have the half. Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why. Geral...

1. Isn’t it wonderful? 'What are you so happy about?'a woman asked the 98-year-old man. 'I broke a mirror,' he replied. 'But that means seven years of bad luck.' 'I k...

  1.Fat Man and Thin Man    A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby. 'From your looks,' said the fat man, 'there might have been a famine.' 'Yes,' was ...

1.Bat Problem Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, 'You know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church...

  1. Two hearts beating Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder the doctor who ope...

1.Now We Run A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small ...