A bunch of great, DEAD scientists were playing hide-and-seek in heaven. When it‘s Einstein‘s turn to be the seeker, he counted untill 100 and opened his eyes. All the others were...

A: Which do you find more important, money or friends? B: Friends, of course. A: Why? B: I can always borrow money from friends. 翻译 甲：你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要？ 乙：当然是朋...

Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn‘t make a sound. Mary: Of course he doesn‘t. Mom, it‘s part of the game we are playing. H...

Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to 'warn' hi...

Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I‘d much rather have the half. Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why. Gerald: Because you lose too...

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. 'Listen,' said the shoplifter, 'I know you don‘t want any trouble either. What do you say I just b...

Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, 'Mom, I had a dream last night that I‘d passed today‘s exam.' 'Don‘t trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dre...

One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he sa...

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad? Please, teacher, said a...

Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds...