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One Point 一分之差-乐悠悠作文网

One Point 一分之差

Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds...
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英语幽默笑话:救出哪幅画?-乐悠悠作文网

英语幽默笑话:救出哪幅画?

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out...
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Hasty Interruption 草率的中断-乐悠悠作文网

Hasty Interruption 草率的中断

Hasty Interruption   The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s.Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from ...
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愚人节经典英语笑话-乐悠悠作文网

愚人节经典英语笑话

★、Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃? 答:He‘s making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。 ★、What‘s the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么? ...
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Wheres the father? 父亲在哪?-乐悠悠作文网

Wheres the father? 父亲在哪?

  1.Wheres the father?  Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. 'Look,' said the elder brother. 'How nice these paintings are!' 'Yes,' said the younger, '...
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Englishman 一个英国人-乐悠悠作文网

Englishman 一个英国人

Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Engli...
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Much Worse 那就更糟了-乐悠悠作文网

Much Worse 那就更糟了

Policeman: Why didn‘t you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they‘d have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse. 翻译:...
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Now We Run 现在我们跑吧-乐悠悠作文网

Now We Run 现在我们跑吧

1.Now We Run A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small ...
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divorce 离婚-乐悠悠作文网

divorce 离婚

A husband and wife,both 91,stood before a judge,asking for a divorce.'I don‘t understand,'He said,'Why do you want a divorce at this time of life?' the husband explained 'Well , ...
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it would hurt you  它会伤害到你-乐悠悠作文网

it would hurt you 它会伤害到你

'Why is it that three of our four children have black hair but little Jim is a blond? Whose child is Jim?' 'I can‘t tell you the truth,' said his wife after a long pause. 'it wou...
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