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I wish Id lived in the old times 我要是生活在古代就好了

时间:2016-06-19 01:13 来源:未知 作者:admin 阅读:

 


1. "I wish I'd lived in the old times."

"Why?"

"Because there wouldn't be so much history to learn."

翻译:
“我要是生活在古代就好了。

“为什么?”
“因为那就不会有这么多历史要学了。”

 

2. Bobby:"Billy broke my new doll!"


Mum:"How did he do that?"

Bobby:"I hit him over the head with it."

翻译:

博比:“比利弄坏了我的新洋娃娃!”

妈妈:“他是怎么弄坏的?”

博比:“我用洋娃娃打了他的头。”


3. Guest:"Bub, do you go to school?"

boy:"What good shall I go to school? I can't read or write?"

翻译:

客人:“小家伙,你上学了吗?”

孩子:“我上学有什么好处?我不会读,也不会写。” (英语笑话带翻译 www.lyy5.com )


4. The librarian went over to a small, noisy boy. "Please be quiet!" she warned. "The people around you can't read!"

"They can't?" The boy asked curiously. "Then what are they doing here?"

翻译:

图书管理员走到一个喧闹的小男孩身边,警告说:“请安静!你周围的人都不能读书了!”

“不能读书?”小男孩好奇地问道。“那他们在这里干什么?”


5. betty:"Black hens are cleverer than white ones, aren't they?"

Larry:"How do you know?"

Betty:"Well, the black hens can lay white eggs, but the white hens can't lay black ones."

翻译:

贝蒂:“黑母鸡比白母鸡聪明,对吗?”

拉里:“你怎么知道?”

贝蒂:“嗯,因为黑母鸡能下白蛋,可白母鸡不能下黑蛋。”

 

 

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