Are flies good to eat 苍蝇好吃吗

1. Tommy:”Are flies good to eat?”

Dad:”I don‘t think so. Why do you ask?”

Tommy:”There was one in your pie.”

汤米:“苍蝇好吃吗?”

爸爸:“我想不好吃。你为什么这样问?”

汤米:“刚才你的馅饼里面有一只。”

 

2. Betty:”I fell last night, unconscious for eight hours.”

Hetty:”How dreadful! Where did you fall?”

Betty:”I fell asleep.”
贝蒂:“我昨晚摔了一跤,昏迷了8个小时。”

赫蒂:“真可怕!你在哪里摔的?”

贝蒂:“我是在睡梦中。”

 

3. Mother:”Why were you kept after school today, Johnny?”

Johnny:”Teacher told us to write an essay on ‘The Result of Laziness‘, and I turned in an blank sheet of paper.”

妈妈:“今天放学后,你为什么要被留下来,约翰尼?”

约翰尼:“老师让我们写一篇作文《懒惰的后果》,我交了一张白纸。”

4. I was putting cream on my face when my little girl asked what I was doing. I explained that it was good for wrinkles.

“It‘s sure doing a great job, mommy,” she replied.”You are getting more of them.”

我向脸上抹面霜时,小女儿问我在干什么。我解释说这种面霜对皱纹有好处。

她回答说:“妈妈,它肯定很管用。你的皱纹越来越多了。”

5. One wet, windy weekend I was returning to Alaska, on a ferry, filled with visitors. I overheard a tourist ask a young boy,”Doesn‘t it ever stop raining

around here?”

“I don‘t know,” came the reply, “I‘m only seven years old.”

 

一个风雨交加的周末,我乘渡船回阿拉斯加州,船上挤满了游客。我听到一名游客问一个小男孩:“这里的雨从来没停过吗?”

“我不知道,”男孩回答说,“我才7岁。”

 

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