Thought You Were My Wife   A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his h...

In the battlefield,a wounded solider who‘s being opreated on suddenly woke up.He took a look at the doctor and asked  with puzzle:'Why you are dealing my legs with knifes and...

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out...

1.Knife and Drum 刀和鼓  Ma: Pa, I don‘t think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas. Pa: Why not? Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew w...

Whose dog is the most intelligent Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man, an engineer, called to his dog, 'T Square, show your stuff. ' The dog ...

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. 'But officer,' the man began, 'I can explain.' 'Just be quiet,' snapped the officer. 'I‘m go...

Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, 'Mom, I had a dream last night that I‘d passed today‘s exam.' 'Don‘t trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dre...

After supper, the parents were busy playing Mar-Jang with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, 'Honey, go see if the ...

1.The lowest grade  'Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don‘t think I deserve a zero.'   'Neither do I. But that‘s the lowest grade I‘m allowed ...

 1.Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining（毗连的） shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem（故意的伤害罪，蓄意的破坏） to ensue. The retailer on th...