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Ashamed Soldier  惭愧的士兵-乐悠悠作文网

Ashamed Soldier 惭愧的士兵

 Ashamed Soldier     Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything ...
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divorce 离婚-乐悠悠作文网

divorce 离婚

A husband and wife,both 91,stood before a judge,asking for a divorce.'I don‘t understand,'He said,'Why do you want a divorce at this time of life?' the husband explained 'Well , ...
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Good News and Bad News 好消息和坏消息-乐悠悠作文网

Good News and Bad News 好消息和坏消息

1.Good News and Bad News   The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. One day, the general announced: 'My men, I have some good news and some...
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I haven‘t even touched your tooth  我都还没有碰到你的牙-乐悠悠作文网

I haven‘t even touched your tooth 我都还没有碰到你的牙

Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven‘t even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know. But you are standing on my foot!   翻译: 牙医:请不要再叫了,我都还没有碰到你的牙齿啊...
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A smart horse 聪明的马-乐悠悠作文网

A smart horse 聪明的马

1.A smart horse   There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing(耕地) , and his horse immediately galloped(疾驰,飞奔) five miles to the nearest town...
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Saving money 存钱-乐悠悠作文网

Saving money 存钱

Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money. Wife: And now? Husband: Now I‘m thinking About  how much I could have saved if I hadn‘t married you.  ...
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Do You Know My Work  你知道我是干嘛的吗-乐悠悠作文网

Do You Know My Work 你知道我是干嘛的吗

1.Do You Know My Work  One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. Two men stood outside and looked at the fire. Be...
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Its Always Me  总是我-乐悠悠作文网

Its Always Me 总是我

A father said to his sons: 'Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie.Who is going to eat it?'   The oldest son replied: 'Father, I‘ll eat it all!'   The father t...
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He Swore to Die 他曾发誓要死-乐悠悠作文网

He Swore to Die 他曾发誓要死

1.He Swore to Die   If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die. She refused him. Sixty years later, he died. 翻译: 他曾发誓要死 如果你不答应嫁给我,他发誓,我就要去死...
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Is this a Promise or Threat 是许诺还是威胁-乐悠悠作文网

Is this a Promise or Threat 是许诺还是威胁

'My friend, I say I had some trouble.' A man said to his friend,' yesterday I had words with my wife. After that she punched the door and rushed out angrily with the word that she ...
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