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Compare other things? 比一下其他?
1.Compare other things? Son: Mom, John has a pair of shoes with Gordon’s name signed. Mom: You just care about this? Haven’t you compared other things? Son: Yes, h...
The Joke 笑话
1.The Joke Sir William Thompson was very deaf but he did not like people to know this. One evening he had invited several friendsto dinner, and while they were sitting at ...
英文冷笑话漫画,不笑算我输!
All my plans for the future start with 'When I get rich'. 对于未来的所有打算都是从“什么时候脱贫”开始 Smile and let the whole world wonder why. 别人笑我太疯癫,我笑别人看...
Excellent Skills 绝妙的技巧
Excellent Skills After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the hu...
whose plate it is 谁的盘子
Guest: 'Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?' Hotel Host: 'I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.' 翻译; 客人:“...
Grandpa will pay the bill 爷爷给我付账
1.Grandpa will pay the bill Walking up to a department store‘s fabric(织物,布) counter, the pretty girl said, 'I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does...
Nest and Hair 鸟窝与头发
1.Nest and Hair My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. 'What kind of bird?...
The Fish Net 鱼网
The Fish Net 'Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?' 'A lot of little holes tied together with strin...
Back Up Two Miles 退后两英里
Back Up Two Miles A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either...
愚人节经典英语笑话
★、Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃? 答:He‘s making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。 ★、What‘s the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么? ...