'Why is it that three of our four children have black hair but little Jim is a blond? Whose child is Jim?' 'I can‘t tell you the truth,' said his wife after a long pause. 'it wou...

  1.I thought I had gone deaf On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: 'Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?' To whi...

Pretend Doctor For several years, my job was to answer all viewer phone calls and mail concerning the daytime television soap operas our company produced. One day a woman called wa...

1.Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? Glen: Well, I‘m a lot closer to the ground than you are.   翻译： 老师：格林，为什么你总那么脏呢？ 格林：我离地比你近啊……...

Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to 'warn' hi...

Charles came home at four in the morning and found his wife lying awake in the bed.' Where you until this hour of the morning?' She screamed. Ignoring what she asked, Charles aske...

 How to Become Rich Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don‘t give me a nickel I‘ll tell my father. Sister‘s boyfriend: No, don‘t do that. Here‘s ...

1.A Boy with a Big Head   A boy cried to his mother, 'All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head.' 'Don‘t listen to them,' his mother said, 'You have a be...

1.Bosss idea     When my printer‘s type began to go faint, I called a repair shop where a friendly man told me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Becau...

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man see...