1.To be on the Safe Side In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer（门厅，大厅） . A few minut...

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad? Please, teacher, said a...

1.Can his football come out to play George knocked on the door of his friend‘s house. When his friend‘s mother answered he asked, 'Can Albert come out to play? ' 'No,' said the ...

  1.The doctor lives downstairs 'Doctor,' she said loudly, bouncing into the room, 'I want you to say frankly what‘s wrong with me.' He surveyed her from head to foot. 'Mada...

      1.I‘m the groom   A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. 'But officer,' the man said, 'I can explain.''Just be quiet,' snapped the ...

1.Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was ...

1. Much Worse Policeman: Why didn‘t you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they‘d have found my four gold teeth. That would be...

My two sister and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, I phon...

A doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, 'I have some good news and some bad news for you.' Then Mr. Johnson said, 'Please, give me the good news first.' So th...

1.Did You Know Him   At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater（母校，校歌） . One of the guests asked him if he had been a studen...