I thought I had gone deaf 我还以为我聋了

 
1.I thought I had gone deaf

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?”

To which the farmer replied: “Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!”

翻译:

我还以为我聋了

在一个乡村路上,一警察让这个农民靠边停车,说:“先生,你意识到你的妻子在几公里前从车上掉下去了吗?”

农民回答说:“感谢上帝,我还以为我聋了呢!”

 

 
2.I‘ve come to install the phone

 

A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear

busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. “Can I help you?” The man said, “Sure. I‘ve come to install the phone.”

翻译:

我是来装电话的

一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意,就租了一个漂亮的办公室。一天,他坐在办公室里,看到有一个人在外面,于是他就装作生意很忙的样子,拿起电话胡吹乱侃,还不停的甩出几个大

数字,好像在谈一笔大买卖。
到了最后,他终于挂了电话,问来访的人,“有事儿嘛?”那个人回答,“我是来给你安装电话的。”

 
 
3.Son and Dad

Son: “Dad, you are available to you on Friday afternoon?”
Dad: “What ah?”
Son: “mini-school parents have to open the forum!”
Dad: “What is micro-parents forum?”
Son: “It‘s only a class, you and I participate in!”

翻译:

儿子和爸爸

儿子:“爸爸,星期五下午您有空吗?”
爸爸:“什么事啊?”
儿子:“学校要开微型家长座谈会!”
爸爸:“什么叫微型家长座谈会?”
儿子:“就是只有班主任,你和我参加!”

 

 4.Psychiatrist

Jerry went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I‘ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there‘s somebody under it. I‘m going crazy!” Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the shrink. “Come to me three times a week, and I‘ll cure your fears.” How much do you charge?” A hundred dollars per visit.” I‘ll sleep on it,” said Jerry. Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. “Why didn‘t you ever come to see me again?” asked the psychiatrist. For a hundred bucks a visit? The bartender cured me for $10.” “Is that so! How?” He told me to cut the legs off the bed!” Ain‘t nobody under there now!!!

翻译:

精神病医生

杰瑞去看精神病医生。“医生,我有些不对劲。每次睡觉的时候,我都感觉有人在床下。我要疯了!”“给我一年时间,”医生说,“每周来三次,我会治好你。”“费用是多少呢?”“每次一百美元。”“我会认真考虑的。”杰瑞答道。六个月后医生和杰瑞在街上相遇了,“为什么你再也没来呢?”医生问。“一次一百块钱吗?有个酒吧服务生收了十块钱就把我治好了。”“真的?他怎么做到的?”“他让我把床腿锯掉。现在那没人了!”

 

 

 

 

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