Hasty Interruption   The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s.Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from ...

All my plans for the future start with 'When I get rich'. 对于未来的所有打算都是从“什么时候脱贫”开始 Smile and let the whole world wonder why. 别人笑我太疯癫，我笑别人看...

 ★、stan: i won 92 goldfish. 斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。 fred: where are you going to keep them? 弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？ stan: in the bathroom. 斯丹：浴室。 fred: but what wi...

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. 'But officer,' the man began, 'I can explain.' 'Just be quiet,' snapped the officer. 'I‘m go...

 Wear Socks 穿袜子 Mum: Look at your socks. One is short, the other is long. You must have put on the wrong ones. Xiaodong: I am not wrong. I look at there others&nbs...

Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water? Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad. Father: What‘s that got to do with it? Jack: I forgot to wash the apple. 父亲：Jack，你为什么喝...

Beware of dog As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, 'Danger! Beware of dog!' posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound ...

1. Milly:'What are you doing?' Molly:'I‘m writing a letter to myself.' Milly:'What does it say?' Molly:'How do I know? I won‘t get it till tomorrow.' 翻译: 米丽：“你在做什么？”...

1. Jimmy is three years old. One day, he was gazing out of the window when the night fell. He suddenly shouted, 'Mum, mum, come close the window!' 'Why? It‘s not cold, sonny.' '...

mental deficiency   'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' Bob asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?' 'Nothing is easier,' he rep...