All my plans for the future start with 'When I get rich'. 对于未来的所有打算都是从“什么时候脱贫”开始 Smile and let the whole world wonder why. 别人笑我太疯癫，我笑别人看...

Excellent Skills After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the hu...

Guest: 'Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?' Hotel Host: 'I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.'   翻译；   客人：“...

1.Grandpa will pay the bill Walking up to a department store‘s fabric（织物，布） counter, the pretty girl said, 'I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does...

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wander...

Back Up Two Miles   A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either...

★、Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃? 答：He‘s making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。 ★、What‘s the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么? ...

Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was aw...

1.Good News and Bad News   The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. One day, the general announced: 'My men, I have some good news and some...

1.Knife and Drum 刀和鼓  Ma: Pa, I don‘t think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas. Pa: Why not? Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew w...