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One Point 一分之差
Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds...
英语幽默笑话:救出哪幅画?
A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out...
Hasty Interruption 草率的中断
Hasty Interruption The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s.Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from ...
英文冷笑话漫画,不笑算我输!
All my plans for the future start with 'When I get rich'. 对于未来的所有打算都是从“什么时候脱贫”开始 Smile and let the whole world wonder why. 别人笑我太疯癫,我笑别人看...
Three Surgeons 三个外科医生
Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. 'A man came to me who had his hand cut off,' said one. 'Today that man is a concert violinist.' 'That‘s nothing,' said ano...
Do You Know My Work 你知道我是干嘛的吗
1.Do You Know My Work One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. Two men stood outside and looked at the fire. Be...
Englishman 一个英国人
Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Engli...
Much Worse 那就更糟了
Policeman: Why didn‘t you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they‘d have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse. 翻译:...
Now We Run 现在我们跑吧
1.Now We Run A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small ...
it would hurt you 它会伤害到你
'Why is it that three of our four children have black hair but little Jim is a blond? Whose child is Jim?' 'I can‘t tell you the truth,' said his wife after a long pause. 'it wou...