英语笑话共190篇
愚人节经典英语笑话-乐悠悠

愚人节经典英语笑话

★、Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃? 答:He‘s making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。 ★、What‘s the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么? ...
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英文版《说句心里话》爆笑歌词-乐悠悠

英文版《说句心里话》爆笑歌词

雷人的山寨翻译,完全“中国特色”的搞笑译法 说句心里话 say a word in heart 说句心里话 say a word in heart 我也想家 I think my home too 家中的老妈妈已是满头白发 often...
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it doesnt matter没关系-乐悠悠

it doesnt matter没关系

'Flowers need water,' said the teacher. 'Water your flowers every day, or they‘ll die.'   One morning Mother saw Marry out in the garden and asked, 'What are you doing there,...
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What if Jonah went to Hell?如果约拿到地狱呢-乐悠悠

What if Jonah went to Hell?如果约拿到地狱呢

  1.A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.   The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it was a ve...
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I now pronounce you man and wife 我现在宣布你们成为夫妇-乐悠悠

I now pronounce you man and wife 我现在宣布你们成为夫妇

  1.An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the...
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To kill your husband 去杀死你的丈夫-乐悠悠

To kill your husband 去杀死你的丈夫

1、The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and one woman. For the final te...
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What happens if you pull both strings?-乐悠悠

What happens if you pull both strings?

1.'Are you sure it doesn‘t scream, yell, or swear?' asked the preacher. 'Oh absolutely. He‘s a religious parrot,' the storekeeper assures him. 'Do you see those strings on his le...
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The Effectiveness of Advertisement-乐悠悠

The Effectiveness of Advertisement

1.The Effectiveness of Advertisement   Some businessmen were talking about advertising on TV excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before, every one had his point of vie...
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Why did you laugh 你干嘛笑啊-乐悠悠

Why did you laugh 你干嘛笑啊

1.Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was ...
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I am a female! 我就是个女的-乐悠悠

I am a female! 我就是个女的

When Tom was lining up at the check-out of a supermarket,a big fat guy behind me looked at my handcart and said:' You are buying so many edibles.' Tom: 'Yeah,and you‘re buying man...
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