1.Who is Stupid A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks you‘re stupid, stand up!' Little Johnny then sto...

1. Tommy:'Are flies good to eat?' Dad:'I don‘t think so. Why do you ask?' Tommy:'There was one in your pie.' 汤米：“苍蝇好吃吗？” 爸爸：“我想不好吃。你为什么这样问？” 汤米：“...

雷人的山寨翻译，完全“中国特色”的搞笑译法 说句心里话 say a word in heart 说句心里话 say a word in heart 我也想家 I think my home too 家中的老妈妈已是满头白发 often...

In the air Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town. 'Let‘s go to the fair, Matt,' his wife sa...

  captain speaking This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew... I‘d like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently...

Beware of dog As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, 'Danger! Beware of dog!' posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound ...

Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am...

1. Jimmy is three years old. One day, he was gazing out of the window when the night fell. He suddenly shouted, 'Mum, mum, come close the window!' 'Why? It‘s not cold, sonny.' '...

mental deficiency   'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' Bob asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?' 'Nothing is easier,' he rep...

1. Milly:'What are you doing?' Molly:'I‘m writing a letter to myself.' Milly:'What does it say?' Molly:'How do I know? I won‘t get it till tomorrow.' 翻译: 米丽：“你在做什么？”...