排序
he‘s taking the picture他正在拍照
1. Two sisters were looking at a book of religious pictures and came across a painting of the Virgin and the baby Jesus. 'See there,' said the older sister, 'that‘s Jesus, and th...
a lovely dream 美梦
a lovely dream One night just before Valentine‘s Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace. When she woke up, she told her husband, 'I just dreamt that you ...
Hasty Interruption 草率的中断
Hasty Interruption The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s.Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from ...
英文冷笑话漫画,不笑算我输!
All my plans for the future start with 'When I get rich'. 对于未来的所有打算都是从“什么时候脱贫”开始 Smile and let the whole world wonder why. 别人笑我太疯癫,我笑别人看...
轻松一下,英语幽默小笑话
★、stan: i won 92 goldfish. 斯丹:我赢了 92 条金鱼。 fred: where are you going to keep them? 弗雷德:你想在哪儿养它们? stan: in the bathroom. 斯丹:浴室。 fred: but what wi...
2017年最新笑话五年级英语小笑话带翻译
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. 'But officer,' the man began, 'I can explain.' 'Just be quiet,' snapped the officer. 'I‘m go...
do people change from monkeys人是从猴子变过来的吗
1. “Mama, do people change from monkeys?' 'Yeah.' 'Oh, no wonder monkeys are getting fewer and fewer.' 翻译: “妈妈,人是从猴子变过来的吗?” “是的。” “噢,难...
Are flies good to eat 苍蝇好吃吗
1. Tommy:'Are flies good to eat?' Dad:'I don‘t think so. Why do you ask?' Tommy:'There was one in your pie.' 汤米:“苍蝇好吃吗?” 爸爸:“我想不好吃。你为什么这样问?” 汤米:“...
Beware of dog 小心有狗
Beware of dog As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, 'Danger! Beware of dog!' posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound ...
Im writing a letter to myself 我在给自己写信
1. Milly:'What are you doing?' Molly:'I‘m writing a letter to myself.' Milly:'What does it say?' Molly:'How do I know? I won‘t get it till tomorrow.' 翻译: 米丽:“你在做什么?”...