Mushroom and Toadstool 蘑菇与毒蕈

1.Mushroom and Toadstool

Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool(毒菌) ?
Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.

翻译:
蘑菇与毒蕈
年少的童子军:我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢?
年长的童子军:上床前吃一个。如果你第二天早上醒来,那就是蘑菇。

2.Improvement

One student to another: “How are your English lessons coming along?”
“Fine. I used to be one who couldn‘t understand the English men, and now it‘s the English men who can‘t understand me.”

翻译:
进步

一位学生对另一位说:“你的 英语 最近学的怎么样?”
“很好,我过去不懂英国人说话,可现在是英国人不懂我的话了。”

3.If I am a Manager

One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – If I Am a Manager.
All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
I am waiting for my secretary, was the boy’s answer.

翻译:
如果我是一个经理

一天课上,老师要同学们以如果我是一个经理为题写一篇作文。
所有的学生都在动笔写了,只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。
我在等我的秘书。那孩子答道。

 
4.Which Month Did He Go Away

When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn‘t wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then some warmhearted men taught him, When you bow to somebody next time, you can count ‘January, February, March. until December. Then you can lift your body up. Thus, the ceremony will be perfect.
The next day, he met his uncle, he did as the men told him. The bow was so long that it made his uncle feel surprised and escaped away soon . When Jack looked up, he found his uncle gone . So he asked the passer, Which month did he go away?

翻译;
我叔叔几月走的?

杰克给人鞠躬,飞快地一点头,就算完了。大家都怪他不懂礼貌。于是便有好心的人教他说,下次鞠躬的时候,你就在心里数:一月、二月、……一直数到十二月为止,然后再直起身来。这样,礼节就周全了。
第二天,杰克见到他的叔叔,他便如法炮制。这躬鞠得太久,叔叔吃了一惊,赶紧逃开了。杰克抬头一看,其叔早已不知去向,他便问过路人:我叔叔几月走的?

 

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