I‘m not a newsboy Freelance newspaper writers don‘t get nearly as much attention as writers with regular bylines. So I was delighted when I finally got some notice. It was at t...

my wife told me to stand here   Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says 'I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their...

The Fish Net        'Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?'        'A lot of little holes tied together with strin...

 That‘s Creative     Being the office supervisor, I had to have a word with a new employee who never arrived at work on time. I explained that her tardiness was una...

Just want to take a day off A big challenge of running a small business is dealing with employees‘ requests for time off. One morning an employee said, 'I need to leave early tomo...

1.I am a Busy Man   I am a Busy Man One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:' There are birds‘ eggs on that tree. Won‘t you get them fo...

Dress accordingly My colleagues and I recently received this e-mail from the facilities department: “Due to construction, your office may be either cooler or warmer than usual o...

1.roast pig A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:'Not bad, I am next to the pig.' But then h...

1.Bosss idea     When my printer‘s type began to go faint, I called a repair shop where a friendly man told me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Becau...

Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town. 'Let’s go to the fair, Matt,' his wife said. 'We hav...