1.The lowest grade  'Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don‘t think I deserve a zero.'   'Neither do I. But that‘s the lowest grade I‘m allowed ...

1.The King‘s Brother    A poor man， presenting himself before the King of Spain，asked his charity， telling him that he was his brother． Theking desiring to know how ...

Dress accordingly My colleagues and I recently received this e-mail from the facilities department: “Due to construction, your office may be either cooler or warmer than usual o...

Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water? Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad. Father: What‘s that got to do with it? Jack: I forgot to wash the apple. 父亲：Jack，你为什么喝...

1.Did You Know Him   At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater（母校，校歌） . One of the guests asked him if he had been a studen...

 1.Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining（毗连的） shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem（故意的伤害罪，蓄意的破坏） to ensue. The retailer on th...

  1.I wasn‘t asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his...

1. It‘s so easy Pulling alongside our drive-up bank window, a woman was not happy with her position. So she backed up and pulled closer. Still not satisfied, she backed away and...

1.Nearing the end, Stanislaw is surrounded by loved ones. As the final moment approaches, he gathers all his strength and whispers, 'I must tell you my greatest secret.' His family...

  1.An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the...