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I you she 我你她-乐悠悠作文网

I you she 我你她

Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am...
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英文版《说句心里话》爆笑歌词-乐悠悠作文网

英文版《说句心里话》爆笑歌词

雷人的山寨翻译,完全“中国特色”的搞笑译法 说句心里话 say a word in heart 说句心里话 say a word in heart 我也想家 I think my home too 家中的老妈妈已是满头白发 often...
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Half or Five Tenths 半个还是十分之五-乐悠悠作文网

Half or Five Tenths 半个还是十分之五

Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I‘d much rather have the half. Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why. Gerald: Because you lose too...
11年前
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搞笑英语句子  it takes a whole box to start a campfire-乐悠悠作文网

搞笑英语句子 it takes a whole box to start a campfire

★ How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? 不慎的时候只要一根火柴就足以引发森林大火,而想点燃一堆篝火却需要整整一盒火...
10年前
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Compliment 恭维话-乐悠悠作文网

Compliment 恭维话

1.Compliment 'Larry! Come here!' said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, ' I’ve just had a call from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school ...
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borrow an ox  借公牛-乐悠悠作文网

borrow an ox 借公牛

  1.borrow an ox Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn‘t know any words. One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note an...
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Way of Inducing  招客有方-乐悠悠作文网

Way of Inducing 招客有方

  1.Way of Inducing At the cleaner‘s, I noticed the sign 'In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m. ' so I told the owner that I wanted to pick my clothing up at five. 'it won‘t be ...
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night will come inside 黑夜会进来-乐悠悠作文网

night will come inside 黑夜会进来

1. Jimmy is three years old. One day, he was gazing out of the window when the night fell. He suddenly shouted, 'Mum, mum, come close the window!' 'Why? It‘s not cold, sonny.' '...
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Senior Class 年长者阶层-乐悠悠作文网

Senior Class 年长者阶层

Senior Class During the doctor‘s periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent d...
11年前
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Who helps who 谁帮谁-乐悠悠作文网

Who helps who 谁帮谁

Jimmy: Hey, Amy, aren‘t you coming out to play? Amy: No, I have to stay in and help my father with my homework.   翻译:   基米:嘿,艾米,你不出来玩吗? 艾米:不了,...
10年前
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