Excellent Skills After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the hu...

Back Up Two Miles   A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either...

Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. 'A man came to me who had his hand cut off,' said one. 'Today that man is a concert violinist.' 'That‘s nothing,' said ano...

An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:‘ How much this stuff?‘ ‘Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.‘ The...

Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for h...

Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them, 'You c...

1.Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'?   Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L Teacher: No, that‘s wrong. Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   翻译...

Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town. 'Let’s go to the fair, Matt,' his wife said. 'We hav...

1.The Effectiveness of Advertisement   Some businessmen were talking about advertising on TV excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before, every one had his point of vie...

1.The smart Old Lady An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:‘ How much this stuff?‘ ‘Seven dollars, Madam, it ...