1.Give up your seat to a lady   Little Johnny says 'Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' 'You‘ve done the righ...

Back Up Two Miles   A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either...

'Flowers need water,' said the teacher. 'Water your flowers every day, or they‘ll die.'   One morning Mother saw Marry out in the garden and asked, 'What are you doing there,...

Give a  wrong hospitality   At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned ...

The Cemetery Shortcut Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery the...

Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them, 'You c...

 How to Become Rich Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don‘t give me a nickel I‘ll tell my father. Sister‘s boyfriend: No, don‘t do that. Here‘s ...

1.Half or Five Tenths? Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I‘d much rather have the half. Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why. Geral...

  1.MOSES adn JESUS   A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice 'JESUS is watching you'. He looks around with...

1.Compliment 'Larry! Come here!' said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, ' I’ve just had a call from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school ...