That‘s Creative     Being the office supervisor, I had to have a word with a new employee who never arrived at work on time. I explained that her tardiness was una...

 ★、stan: i won 92 goldfish. 斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。 fred: where are you going to keep them? 弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？ stan: in the bathroom. 斯丹：浴室。 fred: but what wi...

The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry . When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the seams . ...

1.A smart horse   There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing（耕地） , and his horse immediately galloped（疾驰，飞奔） five miles to the nearest town...

  1.Wheres the father?  Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. 'Look,' said the elder brother. 'How nice these paintings are!' 'Yes,' said the younger, '...

Whose dog is the most intelligent Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man, an engineer, called to his dog, 'T Square, show your stuff. ' The dog ...

Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am...

雷人的山寨翻译，完全“中国特色”的搞笑译法 说句心里话 say a word in heart 说句心里话 say a word in heart 我也想家 I think my home too 家中的老妈妈已是满头白发 often...

Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I‘d much rather have the half. Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why. Gerald: Because you lose too...

★ How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? 不慎的时候只要一根火柴就足以引发森林大火，而想点燃一堆篝火却需要整整一盒火...