Who is this man 这个男人是谁

Charles came home at four in the morning and found his wife lying awake in the bed.” Where you until this hour of the morning?” She screamed.

Ignoring what she asked, Charles asked. Charelrs opened his bedroom closet and found a naked man cringing on the floor.

Chareles asked,”Who is this man?”

“Don‘t change the subject!” replied his wife.

查尔斯早上四点回家,发现她的太太醒着躺在床上。”你在什么地方待到这个时候?”她尖叫道。

查尔斯不顾她问什么,打开他卧室的衣橱,发现一个赤裸裸的男人蜷缩在地板上。

查尔斯问“这人是谁?”

“别转移话题!”他太太回答。

 

Stopping in an unfamiliar barber shop for a  shave, a young playboy took a fancy to the manicure gril and suggested dinner and a  show that evening.

the girl demurred,” I don‘t think I ought to, I‘m married.”

“Why don‘t you ask your husband,” the playboy suggested.” I‘m sure he wouldn‘t object.”

“You can ask him yourself ,” the girl srugged.” He‘s shaving you.”

翻译:

一位年轻的花花公子在一家不熟悉的理发店里刮胡须,他很喜欢修指甲的女郎,于是提议哪天晚上去吃晚餐和看表演。

女郎犹豫着说:“我觉得我不应该去,我结过婚了。”

“你何不问问你先生,”花花公子建议说:“我确定他不会反对的。”

“你可以自己问他,”女郎耸耸肩道,“他正在替你刮胡须。”

 

 

 

Girl:While I was going downtown on the tramcar this morning ,the conductor came along and looked at me as if I hadn‘t paid my fare.

Boy:Well,what did you do ?

Girl:I looked at him as if I had.

翻译:

女孩:今天早上我坐电车到市中心是,售票员走过来并注视着我,好像我没有付车钱一样。

男孩:嗯,那你怎么办呢?

女孩: 我也注视着她,就好像我付了车费一样。

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