Two hearts beating 两颗心脏在跳动

 
1. Two hearts beating

Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?

Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.

Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.

翻译:
两颗心脏在跳动

护士:手术后你感觉怎样?

病人:十分好,只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。

护士:怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才在到处寻找他的手表。

 
2.Does He Bite

Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?
Ron: Well, I don‘t know—does he bite?
Reggie: That‘s what I want to find out.

翻译:
它咬人吗

里基:我们又得到了一条新狗,你愿意过来和他玩一会吗?
罗恩:嗯,我不知道—-它咬人吗?
里基:这正是我想要查明的。

 

 
3.To Buy a Video

Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.
I’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.
But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.
How on earth did you pay for that? gasped his mother.
Easy, Mum. replied Amos, I sold the television!

翻译:
买录像机

艾莫斯问妈妈他们是否能买一台录像机。
恐怕我们还买不起,妈妈叹息着说。
可第二天当艾莫斯回来时,他摇摇晃晃地搬着一台全新的录像机。
你究竟是哪儿来的钱买这东西?妈妈大吃一惊,喘着气说。
妈妈,这简单, 艾曼斯回答。我把电视机给卖了!

 

 
 
4.I Taught the Teacher

Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?
Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.

翻译:
我教老师

母亲问她年幼的儿子:宝贝,今天老师教了你些什么?  
儿子骄傲地说:什么都没教,妈妈。她反倒问我一加二等于几,我告诉她等于三。

 
 

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