1.An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the...

Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven‘t even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know. But you are standing on my foot!   翻译： 牙医：请不要再叫了，我都还没有碰到你的牙齿啊...

   1.A dollar per point A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was ov...

Excellent Skills After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the hu...

An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:‘ How much this stuff?‘ ‘Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.‘ The...

1.The Effectiveness of Advertisement   Some businessmen were talking about advertising on TV excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before, every one had his point of vie...

1.How to be like a gentleman   Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt‘s house to play while she went to t...

1. Two sisters were looking at a book of religious pictures and came across a painting of the Virgin and the baby Jesus. 'See there,' said the older sister, 'that‘s Jesus, and th...

  1.The Doctor  and the servant   A wealthy old lady who lived near Dr．Swift used to send him presents occasionally by her servant．Dr．Swift took her presents but ...

When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher. 'I remember solving the problem in my dream last night, but for the time being I‘ve...