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why do you always get so dirty 为什么你总那么脏呢
1.Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? Glen: Well, I‘m a lot closer to the ground than you are. 翻译： 老师：格林，为什么你总那么脏呢？ 格林：我离地比你近啊……...
the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all
1.After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, 'Honey, go see...
I now pronounce you man and wife 我现在宣布你们成为夫妇
1.An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the...
Half or Five Tenths? 半个还是十分之五
1.Half or Five Tenths? Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I‘d much rather have the half. Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why. Geral...
A dollar per point 一分一块钱
1.A dollar per point A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was ov...
The Fish Net 鱼网
The Fish Net 'Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?' 'A lot of little holes tied together with strin...
Way of Inducing 招客有方
1.Way of Inducing At the cleaner‘s, I noticed the sign 'In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m. ' so I told the owner that I wanted to pick my clothing up at five. 'it won‘t be ...
it doesnt matter没关系
'Flowers need water,' said the teacher. 'Water your flowers every day, or they‘ll die.' One morning Mother saw Marry out in the garden and asked, 'What are you doing there,...
英语脑筋急转弯What bird lifts heavy things?
★ What bird lifts heavy things? (什么鸟能举起重物？) Crane. (鹤。Crane鹤，举重机) ★A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is alreadyforty-nine persons in it. At thi...
you might have caused it 饥荒可能是你造成的
A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby. 'From your looks,' said the fat man, 'there might have been a famine.' 'Yes,' was the reply, 'and from your looks, you ...
