1.The King‘s Brother    A poor man， presenting himself before the King of Spain，asked his charity， telling him that he was his brother． Theking desiring to know how ...

1.Ask your own Ask Your OwnIt was a cold，raw day at Washington．Champ Clark was discussing the gamins of the cities with an English visitor．The latter expatiated on the wit of ...

   1.a girl just your mother   No matter which girl he brought home， the young man found disapproval from his mother． A friend gave him advice． “Find a girl just...

1.A Boy with a Big Head   A boy cried to his mother, 'All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head.' 'Don‘t listen to them,' his mother said, 'You have a be...

1.Compliment 'Larry! Come here!' said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, ' I’ve just had a call from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school ...

1.Half or Five Tenths? Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I‘d much rather have the half. Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why. Geral...

1. Isn’t it wonderful? 'What are you so happy about?'a woman asked the 98-year-old man. 'I broke a mirror,' he replied. 'But that means seven years of bad luck.' 'I k...

  1.Fat Man and Thin Man    A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby. 'From your looks,' said the fat man, 'there might have been a famine.' 'Yes,' was ...

1.Bat Problem Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, 'You know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church...

  1. Two hearts beating Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder the doctor who ope...