★If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. 上帝瞅着咱们呢，大伙好歹喜感点吧! ★Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...

Charles came home at four in the morning and found his wife lying awake in the bed.' Where you until this hour of the morning?' She screamed. Ignoring what she asked, Charles aske...

★ How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? 不慎的时候只要一根火柴就足以引发森林大火，而想点燃一堆篝火却需要整整一盒火...

Thought You Were My Wife   A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his h...

★ What bird lifts heavy things? (什么鸟能举起重物？) Crane. (鹤。Crane鹤，举重机) ★A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is alreadyforty-nine persons in it. At thi...

  1.Money and friends   A: Which do you find more important, money or friends? B: Friends, of course. A: Why? B: I can always borrow money from friends. 翻译：  钱...

Teacher had set his class an essay 'A Game of Cricket'. After two minutes Simon Stee handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: 'Rain stopped play'.. 翻译 老...

1. Much Worse Policeman: Why didn‘t you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they‘d have found my four gold teeth. That would be...

爆笑1)：法官会“榨汁” judge，n，法官，音“榨汁”，又音“喳吱”。社会上有种说法“吃了原告，吃被告。”有些法官会“榨汗”，榨原告被告的油汁。法官喳喳吱吱时候，是在纠问式审判，现在...

One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. 'May I speak to your parents? ' 'They‘re busy. ' 'Oh. Is anybody else there? ' 'The police. ' 'Can I speak to them?' 'They‘re ...